Sunday, March 21, 2010

The 3 P's of Unemployment (And How to Make Them Work For You)

When I got back from my internship (and then again apparently at the beginning of this year according to my last post) I figured I would get a part time job, then a full time job, work all the time, make lots of money, and be completely fabulous. Apparently, things do always go as planned...

I'm still convinced that this is going to be the year big things happen, mostly because some of them already have. I moved into my first apartment (well my first grownup apartment where I have to pay all my bills on time) on February first.  I would post pictures, but the place is laid out a little funny and it's hard to get a good angle in a small space.  It's an old building, and by old I mean we have radiators instead of central heating, but Beth and I love it.  We knew it from the moment we found it.  We happened to be in the area and stopped in the hour the apartment became available.  During our first visit five people called in to ask about it.  Did I mention it's within walking distance of 2 colleges and a very popular series of bars in an area that's usually $2000 a month? Well, there it is. Not only that...the first apartment building we looked at had one bathroom with a standup shower and a broken elevator that smelled like fish.  The second building was at least $100 more a month (not including utilities) and would require a cab to and from the bar. Obviously unacceptable. When we walked out of what we immediately referred to as "our apartment" we looked at each other, held a telepathic conversation, and sat down to put down a deposit before consulting anyone (I know you don't believe it but I didn't even call my mom...I swear!).

As everyone knows, I've been trying to find full time employment.  After a couple more months of being rejected by every business in St. Louis I went back to the 3 P's of unemployment I cultivated throughout the summer months on break from school.  Prostitution. Panhandling. Plasma Donation. I started with plasma donation.  You can make up to $60 your first time, and I produce this stuff for free which makes that straight profit.  Also, you can donate up to 2 times a week.  That pays for cable. So after careful consideration, I got up early one morning to make it to my nearest blood bank before the rush.  Cute little pink coffee cup in hand, I followed my GPS which surprisingly lead me to a not so great part of town.  And the place was PACKED.  There was no way I was heading in there with my pink coffee cup and my brand new copy of InStyle, so I just kept on driving. On my way home, I noticed a coffeehouse that had a Now Hiring sign outside (who knows how long it had been up) and I figured pouring fluids had to be more respectable than donating them. So I applied. And got a job.  All in the same day! 

I just started last week.  Now beware folks, this next part may shock you....I have to be at work at 5:30. In the morning. When it's still dark. Before anyone in the world anywhere is even thinking about coffee. As it turns out, I'm a morning person (well, I'm a morning person after about 3 very strong lattes.) Still, I'm enjoying working with adults again and really what else was I doing at 5:30? Sleeping? Ugh. So last week!

I'm still nannying, and even added a couple days so I sit everyday but Monday.  I work for Laura when she needs help.  I also got a "job" as a freelance writer with a woman who helps companies write business plans and articles ( job's in quotations because I've really only written one article).  But my biggest job, as my parents always remind me, is still job hunting. How ironic is that?

Upcoming excitement? The UNI games and lots of family fun this weekend, a short trip to Chi-town next week, then finally a trip to Hotlanta and Oxford for Double Decker.  I guess I'm a work hard, play harder sorta girl.

I'm off to bed because I have to get up at 4 tomorrow morning.  If anyone's still at the bar at that time give me a call!

LOVES! E


Thursday, January 7, 2010

According to the Chinese calender....

2010 is the year of the Erin. My mission? A job and an apartment.  Hopefully in that order so I can pay rent.  

Of course, 2009 wasn't all that bad, I guess.  I graduated from college...which is generally looked at as a positive unless you're the grad who is no longer in school.... and I went on a life altering, three month adventure to Ireland. 

The last couple weeks of last year were pretty hectic.  As most of you know, my best friend Nicole got engaged right before Thanksgiving and her wedding was at the end of December, so we were pretty wedding crazed for those 6 or so weeks (He fiance...ohmygosh husband now....is in the army and is being sent to Fort Hood at the beginning of February so logistically speaking it was now or....well not never, but a long time.) There were invitations to decide on, music to pick, bridal showers to be had, and bachelorette parties to throw. I even got to help her register which was really fun.  Also, my other bff's Ryan and Beth graduated from Webter at the beginning of December, so we celebrated with grad parties and grad dinners and lots of grad cocktails.  There was also Christmas dinner with the Perry's, where I had what I consider the best meal of my life so far (if you ever get the opportunity to order steak with crab on top, do it unconditionally.) Somewhere in between all that excitement I still found time to babysit and buy Christmas presents, but that's about it. 

Though I wanted to celebrate New Years by sitting at my house with a entire pizza and bottle of wine, supplemented only by sappy romantic comedies, my friends basically told me I was lame and that wasn't happening. So I was forcefully persuaded into a traditional new years celebration downtown at Bar Louie.  It was all you can eat (the buffet was fabulous and had queso AND hot spinach and artichoke dip) and all you can drink and it all worked out really well....until we tried to find a cab back to our hotel and we ended up stalking around the Chase in the freezing cold trying to find anyone or anything that would pick us up and take us home.  Other than that it was definitely a successful New Years in the Lou.

2010 has somehow found it's way into the present, and I just helped Ry celebrate his 23rd birthday last night with a fabulous family dinner and yet even more birthday cocktails. Beth's birthday is in about a week...and then soon (hopefully)...it will be moving time when their lease goes up at the end of February. If anyone knows of a hip place to live in downtown STL let me know. Considering neither one of us has a full time job, a high crime area may be our best bet but we'll see how that goes.

As for now? I'm enjoying the beginning of a snow day and hoping ya'll are enjoying the beginning of a new year. The year of Erin, to be exact. 

Updates to follow soon. Love to all. E